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Cabbage (2017 mixtape)

by Jake Briggs

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1.
Cabbage 03:43
Cabbage They just want Cabbage Get your hands up if you got in for free I'mma need a sawbuck next time you see me I ain't greedy feed the needy get a shirt, get a CD this ain't no motherfucking charity Call me Cab Calloway, cause I got a check today, then I got a text today, from your old ex, she say that she want sex so I pull up in a rented Chevrolet neck, back, neck, back, neck, Andale! Ah di ah di ah di ah, Oh di oh di oh di oh if you want to talk about your bills, bitch, I got my own Banjo trap, Trash grass, Honkey talk, Hick Hop call it what you want to call it. I just open up shop. Cabbage They just want Cabbage Call me Cab Calloway, cause she caught the KT my brother ain't Elwood, no, this ain't the 80's My mama couldn't raise me, creamed corn instead of gravy, fuck a job, I'm lazy, fuck a fade, I ain't shady fuck sleep, I'm crazy I'm so hungry it ain't funny, last girlie was a bunny hippedy hopped up on me, pushed it up against my tummy then she made my eggs runny so I showed her the door I miss your mom cause they don't make 'em like that anymore grab a bucket grab a mop, never ever call the cops grab a bucket grab a mop, never ever call the cops maybe I'm an easy mark, comes from getting what you want easy come, easy go, blow it off, get some more Cabbage They just want Cabbage
2.
A$$ phat, can i take a fucking look? makes me wonder, can a bitch fucking cook? stole my heart, yeah, she's a fucking crook but she just wanna fucking fuck (fook) I'm nobody's fuckboy find yourself another toy I'm nobody's fuckboy I'm nobody's fuckboy Yeah!? yeah. i'm nobody's fuckboy Yeah!? yeah. i'm nobody's fuckboy Yeah!? yeah. i'm nobody's fuckboy Yeah!? yeah. Your girlfriend says she thinks I'm fucking cute ZHG, I just don't give a fucking hoot 20 paces, and then I fucking shoot blood stains on my brand new fucking suit I'm nobody's fuckboy find yourself another toy I'm nobody's fuckboy I'm nobody's fuckboy Yeah!? yeah. i'm nobody's fuckboy Yeah!? yeah. i'm nobody's fuckboy Yeah!? yeah. i'm nobody's fuckboy Yeah!? yeah.
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4.
Paranoid 02:36
You're paranoid (and) smoke too much weed (you're) worried that you care too much about me. You're paranoid (and) had too much wine (you're) worried that I take up too much of your time. (guitar solo) I'm paranoid, baby, it's true. (I'm) worried that I'm falling in love with you. I'm paranoid (and) smoke too much weed (I'm) worried that you never really cared about me. What if it all goes wrong? I can take it, you can take it. I'll write another stupid song. I don't care if you wanna sing along. We're paranoid (and) destined to sit you with your cat, and me with my dick out. We're paranoid we might be pieces of shit and I'm so so sorry that I made you talk about it. What if it all goes wrong? I can take it, you can take it. I'll write another stupid song. I'll write another, and write another. What if it all goes wrong? I can take it, you can take it. I'll write another stupid song I don't mind, I don't care, I don't mind, I don't care.
5.
Seems everything I do is just a waste of time 'til I'm waking up next to you and I see that look in your eye I'm waiting on you Mama, I'm waiting on you what a silly thing to make me go and do I'm waiting on you It must feel so nice to have somebody so sweet on you make you feel so right I just want to please you all the time you get to pick and choose honey, that's all right but I'm waiting on you Mama, I'm waiting on you what a silly thing to make me go and do I'm waiting on you (guitar solo)

about

I've always liked and understood hip-hop and have never really had anyone else in my life on that level with me. With the internet and Nardwuar and trap music's takeover of mainstream media I really wanted to contribute to that movement. I started performing these songs with my grandpa's banjo.

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released April 9, 2017

the first three songs were recorded in the audio lab at Cuyuhoga County Public Library, Garfield Heights branch. I think every library should have this set up:

one older Mac with garage band, audacity, and a midi keyboard
one condenser mic for vocals and a pop filter

They also have a green screen room and I loved making videos in there too, with my iPhone I could shoot a couple angles and if i weren't so darned lazy I bet I could make a lot more content.

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Jake Briggs Minneapolis, Minnesota

I grew up in Wooster, Ohio. I am working towards being a pianist/ composer/ recitalist, but I work a lot as a church and theater accompanist on piano and organ, and worship leader, playing the guitar. I also DJ, teach, improvise and play jazz, and perform regularly with other bands. ... more

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