Cabbage (2017 mixtape)

by Jake Briggs

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about

I've always liked and understood hip-hop and have never really had anyone else in my life on that level with me. With the internet and Nardwuar and trap music's takeover of mainstream media I really wanted to contribute to that movement. I started performing these songs with my grandpa's banjo.

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released April 9, 2017

the first three songs were recorded in the audio lab at Cuyuhoga County Public Library, Garfield Heights branch. I think every library should have this set up:

one older Mac with garage band, audacity, and a midi keyboard
one condenser mic for vocals and a pop filter

They also have a green screen room and I loved making videos in there too, with my iPhone I could shoot a couple angles and if i weren't so darned lazy I bet I could make a lot more content.

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Jake Briggs Minneapolis, Minnesota

I grew up in Wooster, Ohio. I am working towards being a pianist/ composer/ recitalist, but I work a lot as a church and theater accompanist on piano and organ, and worship leader, playing the guitar. I also DJ, teach, improvise and play jazz, and perform regularly with other bands. ... more

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Track Name: Cabbage
Cabbage

They just want Cabbage

Get your hands up if you got in for free
I'mma need a sawbuck next time you see me
I ain't greedy feed the needy get a shirt, get a CD
this ain't no motherfucking charity

Call me Cab Calloway, cause I got a check today,
then I got a text today, from your old ex, she say
that she want sex so I pull up in a rented Chevrolet
neck, back, neck, back, neck, Andale!
Ah di ah di ah di ah, Oh di oh di oh di oh
if you want to talk about your bills, bitch, I got my own
Banjo trap, Trash grass, Honkey talk, Hick Hop
call it what you want to call it. I just open up shop.

Cabbage

They just want Cabbage

Call me Cab Calloway, cause she caught the KT
my brother ain't Elwood, no, this ain't the 80's
My mama couldn't raise me, creamed corn instead of gravy,
fuck a job, I'm lazy, fuck a fade, I ain't shady
fuck sleep, I'm crazy

I'm so hungry it ain't funny, last girlie was a bunny
hippedy hopped up on me, pushed it up against my tummy
then she made my eggs runny so I showed her the door
I miss your mom cause they don't make 'em like that anymore

grab a bucket grab a mop, never ever call the cops
grab a bucket grab a mop, never ever call the cops
maybe I'm an easy mark, comes from getting what you want
easy come, easy go, blow it off, get some more

Cabbage

They just want Cabbage
Track Name: Nobody's F***boy
A$$ phat, can i take a fucking look?
makes me wonder, can a bitch fucking cook?
stole my heart, yeah, she's a fucking crook
but she just wanna fucking fuck (fook)

I'm nobody's fuckboy
find yourself another toy
I'm nobody's fuckboy
I'm nobody's fuckboy

Yeah!? yeah.
i'm nobody's fuckboy
Yeah!? yeah.
i'm nobody's fuckboy
Yeah!? yeah.
i'm nobody's fuckboy
Yeah!? yeah.

Your girlfriend says she thinks I'm fucking cute
ZHG, I just don't give a fucking hoot
20 paces, and then I fucking shoot
blood stains on my brand new fucking suit


I'm nobody's fuckboy
find yourself another toy
I'm nobody's fuckboy
I'm nobody's fuckboy

Yeah!? yeah.
i'm nobody's fuckboy
Yeah!? yeah.
i'm nobody's fuckboy
Yeah!? yeah.
i'm nobody's fuckboy
Yeah!? yeah.
Track Name: Paranoid
You're paranoid (and) smoke too much weed
(you're) worried that you care too much about me.
You're paranoid (and) had too much wine
(you're) worried that I take up too much of your time.
(guitar solo)

I'm paranoid, baby, it's true.
(I'm) worried that I'm falling in love with you.
I'm paranoid (and) smoke too much weed
(I'm) worried that you never really cared about me.

What if it all goes wrong?
I can take it, you can take it.
I'll write another stupid song.
I don't care if you wanna sing along.

We're paranoid (and) destined to sit
you with your cat, and me with my dick out.
We're paranoid we might be pieces of shit
and I'm so so sorry that I made you talk about it.

What if it all goes wrong?
I can take it, you can take it.
I'll write another stupid song.
I'll write another, and write another.

What if it all goes wrong?
I can take it, you can take it.
I'll write another stupid song

I don't mind, I don't care, I don't mind, I don't care.
Track Name: Waiting on you
Seems everything I do
is just a waste of time
'til I'm waking up next to you
and I see that look in your eye

I'm waiting on you
Mama, I'm waiting on you
what a silly thing
to make me go and do
I'm waiting on you

It must feel so nice
to have somebody so sweet on you
make you feel so right
I just want to please you all the time
you get to pick and choose
honey, that's all right but

I'm waiting on you
Mama, I'm waiting on you
what a silly thing
to make me go and do
I'm waiting on you

(guitar solo)